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Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2864	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3656
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.