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TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package

570M, arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, China, cross-strait relations, defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, national security, package, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!

CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

bad condition, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyBanter, Decision making, Financial Planning, fixer upper, home improvement, Home ownership, improvement projects, Investment, long-term investment., maintenance, Minecraft, property assessment, property value, real estate, Removal, renovation, Repair, serious answers, Server, Upgrade

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete disaster… in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Bestie’s Big Day: Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Besties, big, Bridesmaid, Day, fear of attention, guest, hurt feelings, maid of honor, Minecraft, panic attack, Server, social anxiety, twin sister, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding ceremony, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding mood, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding request, wedding vows

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	2465
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your fear of being the center of attention? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to make you stand with the other players during important events. We totally get it, social anxiety is no joke, and we want to make sure you feel comfortable.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have had panic attacks at their own weddings and just can’t handle the pressure of being in the spotlight. We’ve got therapists on hand to help you work through your fears and make progress in a supportive environment.

So come join us and be a guest at our virtual weddings, where you can relax, have fun, and not worry about ruining the mood. Trust us, you won’t feel left out here – unless you want to, of course. Join now and leave your social anxiety at the door!

TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

baby, Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, Courtesy, crowded, diaper bag, disturbance, Edition, Etiquette, front row, Kids, Mall, Manners, mom, parenting, Permission, Respect, shopping trolley, Show, TrolleyTroubles

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	8154
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

America, Candidate, CraftyCampaigns, dream, dream candidate, dream team, election, FANTASY, Future, hopeful, hopefuls, ideal, leadership, long shot, Minecraft, Political, Potential, potential candidates, president, Server, speculation, wish list, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelCoincidenceCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Mind Blowing, odd, peculiar, peculiar occurrences, PixelCoincidenceCraft, quirky, Random, Real Life, serendipity, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	765
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you questioned if you were actually living in a Minecraft simulation? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest coincidences that will make you question reality itself. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond block while mining to encountering a herd of pink sheep in a desert biome, our server is full of unexpected surprises that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. So why wait? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

BandDramaCraft

ARTISTRY, BandDramaCraft, BELIEF, Breakup, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, Drama, Emotional healing, enjoyment, greatest bands, group therapy, History, legendary bands, Masterpieces, Music, reconciliation, teamwork, Therapy, Unity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4382	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Void Gems Collected:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2021

join our epic minecraft server where we bring together all the drama queens and kings for the ultimate group therapy session!

imagine a world where the beatles never broke up because they had a safe space to work out their differences while building epic structures in minecraft.

we’ve got griefers turning over a new leaf, pvpers learning to hug it out, and redstone engineers creating mind-blowing contraptions to express their emotions.

come join us and be part of the most dysfunctional yet harmonious community in minecraft history. who needs therapy when you have blocks to place and friendships to build? let’s make some masterpieces together, one pixel at a time.

ZiazyuMc

24/7 Support, Adventure, Community, Cracked Support, Crates, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Jobs, key, Kit, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ranks, Server, virtual, ZiazyuMc

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Hey join this server for best experience – crates/key/jobs/ranks/kit – levels – 24/7 support – cracked support

148.113.0.153:30000

SMRproject Sky&TechnoMagic Minecraft server

banner, description, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, GIF, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, SKY, SMRproject, technomagic, Thaumcraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	3574	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

The owner of the server «SMRproject SkyampTechnoMagic» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Slayin’ and Playin’ on SlayerzSMP, where chaos is only semi-organized!

Chaos, crystal pvp, Economy, join now, No Lag, no toxic players, perfect economy, playin, semi anarchy, semiorganized, Server, SlayerzSMP, Slayin, Unique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

SlayerzSMP Server Overview

Description	Meet The SlayerzSMP. A Unique Economy Crystal PVP server.
Features	No lag, no toxic players, perfect economy
Join Now	Slayerzsmp.minefort.com
Port	25565 or 19132 if 25565 doesn’t connect

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server lag-free?	Yes, our server has no lag.
Are toxic players allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate toxic behavior.
What makes the economy on this server perfect?	We have carefully balanced the economy to provide a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	Simply visit Slayerzsmp.minefort.com and follow the instructions.

BoomerKing Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adrenaline Rush, boomer shooters, BoomerKing, challenge, classic games, Competitive Gaming, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, Gaming, high score, intense gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, reaction time, Reflexes, retro games, Server, Single player, skill-based, Twitch Gaming, video games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Votes:	8106	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to claim your rightful throne as the true KING of boomer shooters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for all boomer shooter enthusiasts!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prove your dominance in the pixelated realm. Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen, duel with other players in intense PvP battles, and show off your building skills in our insane build competitions.

But beware, for the current king is a ruthless tyrant who will stop at nothing to maintain his reign. Will you challenge his rule and rise to power, or will you cower in fear like the rest of the peasants?

Join our server now and let the battle for boomer shooter supremacy begin! Remember, only the strongest and craziest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.