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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8017 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?