OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

NukeCraft Server: Iran’s Got Game!

arms control, chairman, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Game, global politics, House Intelligence Committee, intelligence, international relations, iran, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur like, “ugh, i want something more exciting than just building houses and stuff”? well, do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.

KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

border tensions, Conflict, control, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 92 settlements in russia’s kursk region!! why u ask? well, because our players are so good at pvp that they took over russia in minecraft, duh! u can join the fight and help ukraine expand their empire, or u can just build a giant potato farm, whatever floats ur boat. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a world war in minecraft, who knows?? haha join now before putin logs on and tries to take back kursk!!

UrinalNeighborParking

bathroom, CAR, common courtesy, consideration, driveway, Etiquette, etiquette violation, House, Manners, neighborly behavior, neighbors, Parking, parking etiquette, parking habits, personal space, Respect, rules, social awareness, social norms, urinal, UrinalNeighborParking

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where parking your car in front of someone else’s house is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We embrace the chaos and the drama of blocking driveways and causing mayhem in the neighborhood.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?

ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

Attitudes, Behavior, benevolent sexism, Cheaters, CHIVALROUS, ChivalrousCraft, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, hostile sexism, infidelity risk, Men, patronizing views, Perception, Predictors, Psychology, relationships, research, sexism, societal norms, Spotting, study, trust issues, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

Adventure, building, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Datapacks, Events, Exploration, Fabric, hermitcraft, jealous, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, required, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, warped, Whitelist, youngsters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

Helpful Links:
Discord Invite: Join Here
Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
Is the server modded?	No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

OkuCraft Minecraft Server

bittersweet farewell, comedy, curvy goddess, emotional goodbye, Farewell, final chapter, Goodbye, long-running series, Manga, manga chapter, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga finale, manga goddess, manga goodbye, manga series, manga series finale, Minecraft, Oku-san, OkuCraft, romance, Server, slice of life

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6327	New Chunks Explored:	551675
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4727	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, say goodbye to those dull days and say hello to our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like a curvy goddess that you won’t be able to resist! After 15 years of searching, we have finally found the perfect combination of fun, excitement, and pure awesomeness.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

7th spot, Angel Reece, assist record, AssistQueenCaitlin, athletes, award, Basketball, Black vs White, Caitlin Clark, Competition, coverage, double double record, Iowa vs Chicago, Liberty, Minecraft, Records, Rookie, Rookie of the Year, smp, sports world, Teams, wnba

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Farms Harvested:	625	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	8407
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

close friends, family, immediate family, Minecraft, Server, Small wedding, step siblings, step-siblings drama, step-siblings dynamics, step-siblings not invited, step-siblings not invited to wedding, step-siblings relationship, step-siblings wedding controversy, step-siblings wedding drama, step-siblings wedding etiquette, step-siblings wedding exclusion, step-siblings wedding invitation, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

#authorities, Allowance, Allowed, Argument, biological daughter, Chores, Communication, Crush, drug accusation, electronics, family dynamics, foster daughter, FosterCraft, grounding, Intentions, legal trouble, misunderstanding, parenting, school incident, skittles, snitching, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP

“Youth, Adulthood, aging, changing times, cultural shifts, feeling old, generational differences, growing up, life experiences, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, technology advancements, time passing, wisdom, YouthfulGranny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

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