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BabyBumpCraft IVF Server

assisted reproduction, BabyBumpCraft, birth defects, exposure to medicines, fertility treatments, fetus development, first trimester, harm to fetus, ICSI, ivf, maternal health, maternal medication use, medication safety, Pregnancies, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, prenatal care, reproductive technology, research, Risk, Server, teratogenic medicines

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchantments Applied:	110	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than an IVF pregnancy! our players are like embryos, constantly exposed to crazy medicines that can harm their virtual fetus… i mean, builds. but don’t worry, we make sure to keep things interesting with teratogenic twists and turns during the first trimester of gameplay. so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a science experiment gone wrong, then join us now!

Dreamland Slumberfest 1.20

#youtube, debut, Dreamland, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, Lucid Dreamers, Media, member VODs, merch, naptime, Naptomos, New tuber, Nimi Nightmare, reminder, Report, Schedule, Slumberfest, Suggested dreams, twitter, twitter widgets, Unarchived dreams

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	8639
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got streams, karaoke, and even merch (TBA, but who cares)! Plus, we’re all about that Nimi Nightmare vibe, even though she hasn’t debuted yet (we miss her, man). And don’t even get me started on those Lucid Dreamers and their bait, naptomos – just report, hide, and ignore, bro. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

CatApology Minecraft Server

Agreement, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, cat, CatApology, Communication, Conflict, Destruction, furious, grudge, Heartless, Minecraft, Note, passive aggressive, puzzle, roommate, Server, supervised, Treat, Trust, unreasonable

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of your roommate’s cat wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about virtual feline mischief again! Our server is cat-free and full of exciting adventures waiting for you to explore.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of it being destroyed by a mischievous cat. Join us and experience the freedom of creating without any interruptions from furry troublemakers.

Don’t let a real-life cat ruin your virtual fun. Join our server now and say goodbye to puzzle pieces being scattered everywhere by a sneaky feline. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyGuardian911

a hole, BabyGuardian911, Best Friend, Birthday, Chat, distraction, fragile, Invitation, lost baby, Niece, Offense, post, privacy, Protecting, questions, Respect, social media, Target, Upset, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	405661
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.

We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.

Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!

NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoPeeBed, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	3285	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Emeralds Found:	5761
Mines Excavated:	2186	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Crops Grown:	2639	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	224
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

114.129.190.181:30016

Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

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SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

server.avaloncraft.ru