529Craft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	873624	Mines Excavated:	2205
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

> Try to Archive a Site Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of waiting 72 days just to archive a site? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We have warp speed archiving capabilities that will blow your mind. Our server is powered by a team of highly trained archivists who can archive a site in just 0.69 seconds. Yes, you read that right, 0.69 seconds! Join us now and experience the thrill of instant archiving like never before. Plus, rumor has it that our archivists are actually time travelers from the future who have mastered the art of bending time and space. So if you want to be a part of this epic adventure, join our server today!

Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	223

So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

Not Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5119	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	7695	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2020
Chimeras Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	1165	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!