52 hearts bao the whale Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mines Excavated:	4664

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	4899	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	435422
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	1353	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	New Chunks Explored:	704937
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	27

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	1179	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!