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Why did akali do it Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and mysterious conspiracies that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that Akali, the notorious griefer, has joined our server and is causing chaos wherever she goes. Will you join forces with her and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, or will you stand against her and protect the server from her devious schemes?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds deep within the mines. Will you dare to challenge the Diamond Dragon and claim its riches for yourself, or will you cower in fear at the mere mention of its name?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of Minecraft, so be prepared for the unexpected!

He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

Better Than You, he’s better, he’s better than you, Hes, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

2024.., ANOTHER-LIE-MORE-LIE-ABOUT-IT, Chat, Ctrana.news, deny, fake news, forbes, Gazeta.ua, Interfax, LIE-LIE-LIE, Minecraft, Presidential spokesman Peskov, putin, rus, Shit for money, smp, trump, ukr, Usa, Washington Post

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	7717
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	2914	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

collab, collaboration, cover song, entertainment industry, Golden Boy Kuzuha, hololive, idol groups, Japanese idols, kumbaya, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online collaborations, online communities, online content creators, Server, Suityan, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performances, virtual singers, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6854
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!