Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Community-based | We value community input and encourage suggestions and feedback. |
| Claims | Allows for safe building and farming areas separate from PvP zones. |
| Wars | Engage in fair and enjoyable PvP battles through a custom war system. |
| Economy | Buy and sell items with players and have your shop featured if voted top market. |
| Custom items | Exclusive and unique items available to certain player types. |
| Automated events | Replayable events like KOTHs for PvP players to earn rewards. |
| Scheduled events | Unique events promoting community involvement and friendly competition. |
The server launches on 6th September at 6PM BST.
Join our Discord server for regular updates and to chat with the community: https://discord.gg/EjHHV4QU
Yes, the server is fully compatible for both Java and Bedrock on version 1.21.
You can engage in Wars with other teams through the custom war system designed for fair and enjoyable PvP battles.
The economy allows players to sell items to the server and buy/sell items from other players. Top voted markets will have their shops featured.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive updates like the Castlevania Chapter, where you can battle it out in a spooky castle setting. And get ready for the FNAF Chapter coming in Summer 2025 – because who wouldn’t want to run from animatronics in the world of Minecraft?
Join our server for a wild ride, where anything can happen. Will you be the next Survivor to outsmart the Killer and make a daring escape? Or will you be the Killer who strikes fear into the hearts of your friends? Only one way to find out – hop on our server and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! We have Rocket Racing Inferno Island where you can blaze past the finish line in style. And don’t forget about LEGO Fortnite v30.40, where you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map like never before.
Oh, and did we mention that Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union? You can even get a free skin and items for completing XP Quests on Android and iOS devices. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours… maybe. It’s TBD, but hey, it’s free!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and thank the Bus Driver for the adventure of a lifetime!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.
Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.
So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!