Minecraft Version: 1.21.8
GriefPrevention:
Make sure to claim your stuff!
If it ain’t claimed, it’s up for grabs!
Server Type:
Just a chill survival server.
"Nothing is stronger than family." – Vin Diesel
Join us and have fun!
66.55.75.248
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR BEST DANCE MOVES AND WIN PRIZES LIKE DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.
ALSO, THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS RUMOR THAT IF U FIND THE HIDDEN CHEST IN THE FOREST, U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS AND SING 50’S ROCK N ROLL SONGS.
JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE NOSTALGIA OF THE EARLY 2000S MIXED WITH THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT. PLUS, U MIGHT JUST FIND URSELF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A PIXELATED DANNY ZUKO OR SANDY OLSSON.
Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.
But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!
Once upon a time, there was a player on our server who was in their 50s. They had been playing Minecraft since before it was cool (yeah, we’re talking alpha days). One day, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that no one else had discovered. They became the richest player on the server and built a mansion made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, showing off their blinged-out crib to anyone who dares to challenge them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players in their 40s facing off in a duel to the death, armed with nothing but wooden swords and a lifetime of gaming experience. It’s like watching a medieval showdown, but with more references to 80s pop culture.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs youngsters when you have a community of seasoned pros who know all the secrets of the blocky world? Trust us, you won’t regret it.