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BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9189	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7857
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8823
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ores Mined:	6653	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	1848	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Items Found:	6333	Dragon Eggs Found:	5856
Buildings Constructed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

#fangirling, Anime, anime forum, comedy, COSPLAY, Crafty, fan theories, Gaming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, NEET, Otaku, otaku community, PIXEL, Playground, queen of /a/, season 3, slice of life, speculation, umaru chan, Umaru Thread, Umarus, waifu

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	974079	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!