Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7013
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3631	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

alarming surge, Childhood, childhood fitness, childhood health, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood health issue, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, childhood weight, childhood well-being, childhood wellness, ChunkyKids, continents, Crisis, global crisis, health crisis, Nations, Obesity epidemic, overweight, prevalence, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

GrayWorld SkyPVP and not only the Minecraft server

1.20.4, 1.8, Clans, Creative, Donate, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, GrayWorld, Herobrine, in game money, Key Command, Large Online, Minecraft, Prison, Private, PvP, Server, Server version, Skypvp, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Donate case for in-game money! /key commandServer version: 1.8 – 1.20.4

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AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

1.20.6, alliances, Anarchy, AwkwardVanilla, building, Chaos, Community, confusion, developers, Economy, ENCOUNTERS, EXCITEMENT, freedom, gameplay, Griefing, HACKING, Hacks, meets, Players, Plugins, Projects, Pure, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, Skills, Surprise, Survival, Teleportation, unite, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.6
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
Discord	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

Anniversary Theme Song, character banner, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8547	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ores Mined:	2616	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

anime fandom, busy schedules, content creators, digital content, fan engagement, Fans, Gaming Community, Holo, holofans, hololive, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online communities, online entertainment, smp, streaming platforms, Time management, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

Baccarat Rouge, Boundaries, Burberry Her Elixir, consequences, decants, family, Flowerbomb, instagram, Marc Jacobs Daisy, Minecraft, niche perfumes, Niece, payback, perfume collection, PerfumePillage, rare perfumes, samples, SELLING, Server, Stolen, teenager, theft, TikTok Famous

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5758	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchantments Applied:	172	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7417	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

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