50 year old bodies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

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BookWormsRUs

avid reader, best books to read, bibliophile, book recommendations, book reviews, book suggestions, bookish, bookworm, BookWormsRUs, classic literature, compelling reads, contemporary literature, Fiction, Literary fiction, Literature, must read books, Nonfiction, page-turner, popular books, reading list, top books

Are you tired of boring old books that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only book you need to read! Why waste time with words on paper when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? Join us and embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and battle fearsome mobs with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of courage. Who needs books when you have a Minecraft server that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) with excitement? So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your virtual sword – the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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CraftyChinaCosts

chief, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyChinaCosts, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Impose a Cost, International cooperation, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, nato, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Superpowers, Support, West

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

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BrainItch-Free Zone

Body, brain anatomy, brain function, BrainItchFree, Brains, Cognitive, contemplating, Curiosity, feeling, imagination, Itch, mental health, Mind, neuroscience, Psychology, Sensation, sensory perception, strange, thought, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, Zone

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, literally! our server is home to the rarest and most majestic winged pigs you'll ever see. they soar through the sky, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. it's like a magical piggy bank in the sky!

if flying pigs aren't enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckzilla? he stomps around, protecting our precious loot and challenging players to epic battles. defeat him and you'll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon. yes, we have dragons too!

but wait, there's more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. they bust out their best moves to the latest tunes while players can join in and show off their dance skills. it's a bone-shaking good time!

so come join us on our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our pixelated world!

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ChargeCraft1600

#1, 600 km, Battery, ChargeCraft1600, eco-friendly, Electric Car, electric car advancements, electric car battery, electric car development, electric car features, electric car industry, electric car innovation, electric car news, electric car performance, electric car range, electric car technology, Electric Vehicle, energy efficient, long range, single charge, sustainable transportation

yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got electric car batteries dat will cover 1,600 km on a single charge! imagine rollin’ up to ur homies in minecraft in a freakin’ tesla, like wut?!? plus, we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, trust me. so come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

art, art critique, art discussion, artistic interpretation, artistic style, Breakfast, breakfast art, breakfast vs lunch, comparison, creative expression, drawing, food art, food drawing, food illustration, lunch, lunch art, meal art, meal comparison, mealtime, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server, visual representation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old breakfast every day? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious lunch buffet for your gaming taste buds!

Join us for a wild ride where breakfast and lunch duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Will the pancakes reign supreme or will the sandwiches take over? Only time will tell on our server where food fights are not only allowed but encouraged!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the ultimate bacon feast. Will you be able to tame this beast and ride it into battle? Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a chance!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest food-themed adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs boring old breakfast when you can have a lunchtime extravaganza like no other? Join us now and let the foodie fun begin!

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ASMRgfDreams Minecraft Server

(Audio), ai, asmr, ASMRgfDreams, audios, CLONE, Content Creation, creativity, Girlfriend, insomnia, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, Paywall, Personalization, Relaxation, script writing, Scripts, Server, Sleep, Technology, voice acting, voice cloning

Are you tired of falling asleep to boring ASMR audios that just don’t cut it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to clone voices and create the most soothing and relaxing ASMR experiences you’ve ever heard!

Imagine drifting off to sleep to the sound of a robotic voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear, all thanks to our advanced AI technology. And the best part? You can run everything locally on your machine, so you can customize your ASMR experience to your heart’s content.

Join our server now and experience the future of ASMR like never before. Who needs boring old bedtime stories when you can have a virtual clone whispering in your ear? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to revolutionize your sleep routine.

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MineCraftyLoveHandles

body image, body positivity, body shaming, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, ED recovery, emotional impact, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, healthy lifestyle, Love and Marriage, MineCraftyLoveHandles, partner expectations, personal boundaries, relationship advice, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, wedding planning, weight comment

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

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Blockageddon: The End is Nigh

Apocalypse, apocalyptic theories, armageddon, Blockageddon, catastrophic event, catastrophic predictions, cosmic event, Doomsday, doomsday scenario, End of the World, end times, existential threat, extinction event, final days, global catastrophe, man-made disaster, natural disaster, nigh, planetary destruction, predictions, speculation, world destruction

Join our Minecraft server and find out how the world will end in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Will it be overrun by a horde of zombie chickens? Will a giant creeper explode and destroy everything in sight? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on in and see for yourself how the world will meet its ridiculous demise!

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FlySucksButNoMosqs

ANNOYING, fly bites, fly control, fly extermination, fly infestation, fly prevention, fly problem, fly repellent, FlySucksButNoMosqs, house flies, house mosquitos, insect control, insects, mosquito bites, mosquito control, mosquito extermination, mosquito infestation, mosquito prevention, mosquito problem, mosquito repellent, Pests

So, like, you know how house flies are, like, super annoying and stuff? well, on this server, we don’t have house flies, but we do have house mosquitos! but don’t worry, they’re, like, totally chill and won’t bother you while you’re building your epic creations.

join our server for the thrill of dodging virtual mosquitos while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a survival game, but with a twist! plus, our mosquitos are, like, super cute and will totally become your new best friends.

so, like, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the mosquitos are friendly and the adventures are endless. who knew getting bit by a mosquito could be so much fun?

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PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

Asian girls, beauty standards, cultural diversity, cultural expectations, Dating in Japan, Diversity, east asian women, gender equality, Gender Roles, girls in japan, Individuality, Japanese culture, japanese girls, Minecraft, modern society, PixelPrincess, relationships, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, traditional values, women in japan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with creepers and zombies? Well, look no further because our server is home to a rare breed of Japanese girls who are as elusive as the Ender Dragon! These girls are not only skilled builders and redstone wizards, but they also have the power to summon cute anime creatures to help you in your quests.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a kawaii girl in a maid outfit building a pixel art shrine to her favorite anime character. Or maybe you’ll encounter a ninja girl who can disappear into thin air and leave a trail of cherry blossoms in her wake.

But be warned, these girls are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of PvP and will take you down with their diamond swords faster than you can say “kawaii desu ne!”

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us and experience the magic of Japanese girls in blocky form. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a pixelated waifu!

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