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Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

$400 million, 1968, 2025, 50 million, annie, copypasta, Director, famous director, film, Final Film, gender-swapped, John Huston, make, Minecraft, Movie, Oliver, shitty, shitty movie, smp, spend, thinking, well known, World’s Most, WTF

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou

TankerTrouble: Iran vs US

50 million, compensation, Conflict, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, global trade, international relations, iran, Iran releases, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil cargo, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil prices, oil tanker, political tensions, sanctions, SEIZING, TankerTrouble, U.S sanctions, WORTH..

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, u join and u get to be a pirate like iran seizing oil tankers for compensation 😂😂 sail the high seas and steal all the oil u want, build ur own oil empire and become the richest player on the server 💰💰 join now for a wild ride of piracy and chaos, u won’t regret it! ⛵💣 #oilpirates #minecraftmadness

MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, political tensions, russia, Server, territorial conflict, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

OssetiaCraft: Drone Strike LOL

Chief of Staff, Claims, drone, Killed, lol, military intelligence, Ossetia battalion, OssetiaCraft, Russian Storm, strike, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2720	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Russian Storm Ossetia battalion chiefs getting rekt by Ukrainian drones! It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosions! Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next target of a drone attack! It’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane battles! #minecraft #crazyserver #dronewars

PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

3D size analysis, Accuracy, Brain, brain health, brain tumor, Cancer, diagnostic imaging, imaging criteria, Medical research, Melanoma, Methods, modified imaging approach, mRECIST, oncology, Patients, PixelTumorQuest, Radiology, Survival, survival prediction, treatment evaluation, tumor assessment, tumor response, volumetric measurements

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

Vanilla Multiplayer

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	9394	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Vanilla Multiplayer Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions to our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have measures in place to protect player creations.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, our server supports a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop.

Q: Are there regular world resets?

A: No, we do not do regular world resets on our server.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, you can play on any device with cross-platform support.

Free Society Craft 1.21

civil liberties, contradiction, Craft, Democracy, Ethics, free, free society, freedom, Government, Human nature, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Justice, morality, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, rules, Social Issues, society, torture

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Animals Bred:	82	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We live in a world where anything goes, like you can build a giant toilet if you want, no judgment here. But if you don’t follow the rules, oh boy, we gonna torture you with pixelated lava and make you listen to Justin Bieber on repeat. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims, but with more creepers and less sanity. So come join us, unless you wanna risk getting tortured by a bunch of blocky psychos.

RingCraft Minecraft Server

#Thoughtfulness, car accident, cheap ring, children, Confrontation, family, food stamps, Immobile, income, Marriage, meaningfulness, medicaid, Minecraft, on sale, partner, Proposal, Ringcraft, roommate, Server, surprised, tax bracket, Under $100, Wealthy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	3398

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting – all while avoiding any awkward conversations about ring prices.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about real-world responsibilities and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never feel alone – unless you want some solo time to mine for diamonds, of course.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where ring prices don’t matter and car accidents don’t exist? Come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together – no judgment, just fun!

HusbandBeefSisShowdown

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Conflicts, controlling behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, Family Events, financial decisions, health crisis, HusbandBeefSisShowdown, Introvert, Marriage, misunderstandings, neurological diagnosis, personal boundaries, sister relationship, sisterly bond, social butterfly, social interactions, Stress Management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5785	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a server where you can escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Imagine a world where your introverted husband is actually a secret agent, your sister is a mastermind villain, and you are the fearless leader caught in the middle of it all. Will you choose to save the day or join forces with the dark side? The choice is yours on our server.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family conflicts, financial decisions, and unexpected plot twists as you embark on epic quests and build your own empire. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even reconciling with your sister through the power of block-building and pixelated adventures.

MidlifeMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, coming to terms, contemplation, embracing maturity, growing older, introspection, Life Changes, life milestone, life transitions, middle age, MidlifeMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, time passing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7627	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found the other day. It’s like a magical land where you can build epic castles, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle. I was just mining for diamonds one day when I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.

So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!

CraftyDecade2020s

2020s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, CraftyDecade2020s, cultural shifts, Decade, digital transformation, Education reform, environmental sustainability, future trends, global economy, halfway point, healthcare advancements, hot takes, innovation, political landscape, predictions, social media impact, societal changes, technology advancements

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Farms Harvested:	479	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4424	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a whole new dimension of gaming? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine to the future of fun!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling dragons with laser eyes to building skyscrapers made entirely of cheese. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, the rest of the 2020s are going to be a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s in store. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!