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GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Potions Brewed:	197	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5571
Dragon Eggs Found:	1895	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	5394	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!