5 years old Minecraft Servers

5 Years Old

  • CraftyCoupleGifts

    CraftyCoupleGifts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFood4U_SharingSux

    NoFood4U_SharingSux

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

    So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

    MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lolz, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over ur screen.

    Like, seriously, if u don’t join, ur gonna miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of ur life.

    I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of crazy, hilarious, and slightly deranged players who are all just trying to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other weird shit?

    Plus, the mods on this server are like the gods of Minecraft, granting wishes and banishing trolls with just a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.

    So, if u wanna experience pure, unadulterated joy and chaos in the form of blocky landscapes and endless possibilities, then u better hit that join button faster than a baby zombie chasing after a villager.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vape-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Vape-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any vaping or smoking in-game or in real life! We take health and wellness seriously, so if you catch any players trying to sneak a puff of a virtual cig or vape, report them to our virtual school authorities! Join us for a smoke-free, vape-free, and drama-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be so wholesome and educational? Come join us and help us keep our virtual world clean and healthy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft or Bust!

    WeddingCraft or Bust!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your big day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference from pesky pregnant sisters.

    Build your dream wedding venue, invite all your friends (virtual ones, of course), and celebrate without any last-minute date changes. Plus, if your sister tries to crash the party, just block her in-game and carry on with the festivities.

    Don’t let real-life drama get in the way of your virtual happiness. Join our server now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToxicFreeSMP – Wholesome Minecraft SMP

    ToxicFreeSMP – Wholesome Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you’re tired of all the toxic vibes on other Minecraft SMPs, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, our mods are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlideIntoMyCrafts

    SlideIntoMyCrafts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing sliding into your DMs are creepers blowing you up? Well, look no further because on our server, instead of genitalia, you’ll have random diamond blocks sliding into your DMs! That’s right, forget about getting unsolicited pics, now you’ll be getting unsolicited riches! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and endless entertainment. Who knows what will slide into your DM next? The possibilities are as endless as the blocks in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DroneBusters Minecraft Server

    DroneBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what’s better than shootin’ down drones? playin’ on this epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode in glitter, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows outta their bows!

    join us if u wanna have a blast buildin’ ur own castle, fightin’ dragons with rubber chickens, and ridin’ pigs into battle! we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with villagers all night long!

    so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only thing we shoot down is boredom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Netanyahu’s Immunity: Crafty Euro Adventure

    Netanyahu’s Immunity: Crafty Euro Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we grant immunity to all players, just like italy and france did for netanyahu! no need to worry about pesky arrest warrants from the international criminal court, we got your back!

    build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with the confidence that you are above the law just like a world leader.

    join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable legal decisions! you won’t regret it, unless you get caught by the minecraft police, but even then we’ll probably let you off the hook. sign up today and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ADHD Beat Boosters

    ADHD Beat Boosters

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! we have music with “rapid modulations” that will make your brain go WOOOOOSH and help you focus like never before, especially if you have ADHD! our bass is so heavy, it will make your blocky world shake like a earthquake! climb those synthesizer scales like a pro and conquer the virtual realm with your newfound superpowers! come join us and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP