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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

GoatTopia: 1300 Goals & 4 World Wins Minecraft Server

Achievements, AMBITION, challenge, Competition, determination, football, goals, Goat, GOAT status, GoatTopia, GREATNESS, History, Legendary, messi, Minecraft, Records, scoring goals, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, success, talent, winning world cups, Wins, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5751
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build stuff and survive? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and embark on a quest to become the GOAT of Minecraft by scoring 1300 goals and winning 4 virtual world cups. Can Messi do it? Who cares, because you’ll be too busy dominating the virtual soccer field and proving that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, secret quests, and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. And rumor has it, there’s a diamond sword hidden somewhere that can turn you into a real-life superhero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re the true master of Minecraft!

Ember wing: Where lava flows freely and vanilla is only semi-sweet – Join our smp!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Ember Wing Minecraft Server Overview

INFO
Version	1.20.4
Whitelist	Yes
Discord	Join Discord
Platform	Java and Bedrock

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. What is the minimum age requirement to join Ember Wing?

Players must be 18 years or older to join Ember Wing Minecraft server.

2. How can I join the whitelist for Ember Wing?

To join the whitelist, you can apply through the Discord server linked above. Follow the instructions provided in the whitelist application channel.

3. Can I play on Ember Wing with both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, Ember Wing is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft. You can connect to the server using either platform.

4. What rewards and perks can I receive by supporting Ember Wing?

By supporting Ember Wing, players can receive in-game items and special perks to enhance their gameplay experience. Visit Tebex, the server’s support platform, to explore the rewards available.

5. How can I establish my own shop in the Market within Ember Wing?

To establish your own shop in the Market, you can inquire about available plots and permissions within the server. Collaborate with other players to set up a thriving commerce hub.

Limbus LOLz Minecraft Server #1533

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazy creatures and mind-bending challenges. Ever wanted to ride on a Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad? Well, now’s your chance!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and unlock powerful artifacts? And don’t forget about the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O challenge, where you’ll prove your skills and earn epic rewards!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

JoblessCraft: Where you can escape the 9-5 grind and build your dream world!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	924	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Votes:	6636

Tired of working a boring job in 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world and enter a realm of endless possibilities! Our server is so epic, even time travelers from the future are logging on to play. Who needs a job when you can be building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world? Join now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, who wants to still be working in 2024 anyway?

Swift Network – Where you can steal hearts while surviving! No actual bloodshed involved. 😁

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6446	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
Lifesteal Network	All about survival with a twist – steal hearts from opponents but risk getting banned for 24 hours if you lose all hearts!
Survival Mode	Gather resources, build shelters, team up with players, and explore the world to survive and thrive.

Join now and experience the excitement at play.swiftnetwork.online

Connect with us on Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided: play.swiftnetwork.online

Q: What is the Lifesteal Network game mode?

A: In this mode, players steal hearts from opponents upon victory, but risk getting banned for 24 hours if they lose all hearts.

Q: Can I team up with other players in Survival Mode?

A: Yes, you can form alliances and go on epic adventures with other players in Survival Mode.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

A: Make sure to read and follow the server rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

Game Dev Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a tuxedo. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a flying pig while wearing a top hat and monocle.

Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	3477
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!

Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.

CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Gratopia VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenges, Community, custom gameplay, dynamic events, Economy, Exploration, friendly-atmosphere, Immersive, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Hypixel VS Gratopia

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of mini-games	May lack a true survival experience
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Gratopia

Pros	Cons
Ultimate survival experience	May lack the variety of mini-games
Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants	Smaller player base
Community of friendly players	Potential for slower updates

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Gratopia.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Gratopia.

3. Which server provides a more immersive survival experience?

Gratopia is designed to provide the ultimate survival experience with features such as Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants, and more.

GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽