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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	803	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3841
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	920323	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	3756	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Star Shards Collected:	262	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8814
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	4852	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

7xxzv, Bara, Breed, BREED Edition, desuarchive, Edition, filter, i9mix, io, last thread, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, Rentry, shitpost filter, smp, Tag, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, thread 70958554, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	632783	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	281

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4645	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?