5 year old Minecraft Servers

5 year old

  • BlockyDadSwag

    BlockyDadSwag

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

    PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

    RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

    Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Turnabout Minecraft Server!

    Looking to play survival Minecraft while playing alongside people and making friends? Look no further than Turnabout!

    Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that wants to provide a place where the community is at the forefront. We just passed our six month mark of being open with an active and friendly player base!

    Features:

    Events We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
    Quality of Life Addons One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
    Shopping and Minigames District We have a thriving shopping and minigames district
    Mayoral Elections Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds!
    24/7 Uptime Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy

    AND MORE!

    To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the Turnabout server?

    A: To join the Turnabout server, you must first join our Discord server and go through the whitelisting process.

    Q: What are the age restrictions for joining Turnabout?

    A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on Turnabout?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections on Turnabout?

    A: Yes, all players have the opportunity to participate in the Mayoral Elections and have a say in the management of the shopping and minigames district.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tinder Match Server 1.20.3

    Tinder Match Server 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the ghosting madness of dating apps! We promise you won’t get ghosted by our friendly community of players, unless you’re into that kind of thing. With over 20+ girls to meet in-game, you’ll have more success finding a Minecraft girlfriend than on Tinder. Plus, our dates involve epic adventures and building together, so you’ll never run out of things to talk about. Don’t be ghosted, be a part of our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP