5 year old – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

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PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

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RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

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SeaBlockz

SeaBlockz

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a baltic undersea cable that got damaged but dont worry its all part of the fun! dive into the depths of the ocean and explore the wreckage while fending off mutant sea creatures with your trusty diamond sword. who needs land when you can have an underwater adventure like no other? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem as we navigate the treacherous waters and uncover hidden treasures. plus, our server has a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins. dont miss out on the madness, join today!

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FunTime. – . GRIFFER SURVIVE FIGHT GROW Minecraft server

comfortable, construction, convenient, creative process, Fight, funtime, FunyTime, GRIFFER, grow, Levels, mc.FunyTime.ru, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, Server, shop.FunyTime.ru, SURVIVE, vk.com/mc_funy_time

Friends, we are glad to inform you that we have opened a new minecraft server called FunyTime! Now you have the opportunity to plunge into the exciting world of the game with us. On our server you will find many interesting and exciting mini-games, as well as cozy locations for construction and the creative process. We tried to make our server as convenient and comfortable as possible for players of all levels. Join us and have a productive and fun time with FunyTime! We look forward to seeing you on our server!

Server: mc.FunyTime.ru

Shop: shop.FunyTime.ru

VK: vk.com/mc_funy_time

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Anarchy Network

24/7, Anarchy, Discord, Duping, Griefing, Ip:, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Server Stability, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA. The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues! The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M). There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night. The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues!
The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you can use client-side mods that do not give you an unfair advantage, such as Optifine or minimap mods.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on the server, but please adhere to the rules and restrictions mentioned above.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by directly messaging a staff member on Discord or using the /report command in-game.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds from griefing?

A: No, there is no way to protect your builds from griefing as it is allowed on the server. However, you can hide your base or build underground to reduce the chances of being griefed.

Q: Can I request a map reset?

A: No, map resets are not allowed on the server to maintain the integrity of the survival experience. The world will not be reset unless absolutely necessary.

Eternal Craft 1.20

Anime, anime soon, Craft, ETERNAL, Hasu, Hasu anime, Hasu anime soon, Hasu soon, Love Live!, Love Live! anime, Love Live! anime soon, Love Live! Hasu, Love Live! Hasu anime, Love Live! Hasu anime soon, Love Live! Hasu soon, Love Live! soon, soon

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s gonna have Hasu anime soon! Like, imagine building ur own anime world in Minecraft, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, the mobs are gonna be dressed as anime characters and the creepers will explode with kawaii sparkles! Join now before u miss out on the most epic anime Minecraft experience ever! #HasuAnimeHype

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StepMomSisGriefCraft

adoption, Boundaries, custody battle, Decision making, family drama, family dynamics, happy life, Labor, long-term consequences, Motherhood, past trauma, Pregnancy, selfish, shared custody, starting fresh, step mom, step sister, StepMomSisGriefCraft, unfit mother, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Just like the player in this story, you’ll experience family drama, unexpected turns, and jaw-dropping revelations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, from secret pregnancies to family feuds. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today and start your own epic Minecraft story!

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MineCraftLifeProTips

Experience, fulfillment, goal-setting, Greatest, growth mindset., Happiness, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, mindset, MineCraftLifeProTips, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly outrageous life advice! Join us and learn important lessons like “always bring a llama to a creeper fight” and “never trust a chicken wearing a top hat”. Our community is full of quirky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to dive in and join the fun. So why wait? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest (and most ridiculous) extent possible!

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WHOaCraft2020

controversial, Covid-19, Decision making, donald trump, Global cooperation, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, international organizations, international relations, leadership, pandemic, Politics, public health, public opinion, reversing decision, trump, united states, Who, WHOaCraft2020, World Health Organization

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.

on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.

plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Pookie Town

Bosses, Chill, Click, Community, Discord, discord user, Hope, Land claiming, Pookie, Progression, RPG, see you there, server link, Skills, Small Community, smp, star system, Survival, survival difficulty, TOWN, unique items, Warm, Welcoming

Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview

Features	Custom items / mobs survival (18+)
Community	Chill small community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What does Pookie Town server offer?	Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system.
What is the community like on Pookie Town server?	The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community.
How can I join the server?	You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Ethereal, Realms

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

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PupPatrol Minecraft Server

animal welfare, apartment living, barking dog, Communication, community relations, dog behavior, dog walking, Minecraft, neighborhood disputes, neighbors, pet behavior, pet care, pet complaints, pet exercise, pet noise, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet-friendly community, pet-friendly housing, pet-friendly neighbors, PupPatrol, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!

Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.

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