5. warning Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2026
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	119	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Items Found:	6891
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	7210
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!