🔥5. Traditional jobs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition

10. Disrespected careers, 11. Disillusioned workers, 12. Social status, 13. Public perception, 14. Professional credibility, 15. Career downfall, 16. Job reputation, 17. Historical respect, 18. Modern mockery, 19. Occupational decline, 2. Highly respected, 20. Evolving professions., 3. Joke, 4. Decline in respect, 5. Traditional jobs, 6. Lost prestige, 7. Changing perceptions, 8. Cultural shift, 9. Occupational reputation, Clown, Edition, Profession, ProfessionCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crops Grown:	4871	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9842
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ores Mined:	6299	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Votes:	9538	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

Alluring, attractive, Babes, blocks, Bootylicious, CONFIDENT, Dominant, fashion, fetish, footwear, heavy boots, heels, hot, Irresistible, Kinky, leather, licking, Powerful, seductive, Sexy, STRONG, stylish, Women

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

1. women, 10. discrimination, 11. challenges, 12. opportunities, 13. perspectives, 14. roles, 15. Beliefs, 16. norms, 17. questions, 18. misconceptions, 19. truth, 2. gender, 20. myths., 3. equality, 4. stereotypes, 5. feminism, 6. society, 7. culture, 8. expectations, 9. empowerment, LolCraft, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4158
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?