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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5057 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.
It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!
