MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

De mellor server

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

— DUTCH — We are a new server with Creative, Games, PvP, Survival. We accept many requests for new games and features. If you have an idea, let us know!

play.salapp.org:25631

HeartillyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mines Excavated:	1031	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a server to call home? Join heartillyCraft! HeartillyCraft is a PvE survival server set on hard mode with a few plugins to help make everyone’s experience more rewarding, efficient and enjoyable. Why Join? HeartillyCraft will NEVER be pay to win. EVER. We have simple Grief Prevention Players will never be handed items just because they ask. There will always be a feeling of danger when venturing out into the world. We have Discord, Facebook and website that players may use/visit at anytime. Open a shop or business to sell your items! Visit our second world called Glothlyn; an Epic Generated world! Level up your McMMO skills! Decorative skulls available at our Vault for interior and exterior decorating!

172.93.96.174

The Dominion

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6651
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

thedominion.us

The Last Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Only 3 core main rues: No 3rd party hacks (xray) No Spam Respect the Mod Team!

The rest is up to you, 400 block protection from spawn, after that its up to you to survive!

We are looking for a loyal staff/mod team.

IP: thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

Parkercraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

PkNetwork is a big italian network. mc.parkercraft.it Join now.

The server has many ways, from combat adventure. Hope you like, excuse my English but I’m Italian! Revenue. Ts: ts.parkercraft.it

mc.parkercraft.it

PokeBrawl

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	New Chunks Explored:	182257
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

PokeBrawl is a revolutionizing pixelmon server that offers no lag, and an unforgettable experience.

We are currently running PixelmonGenerations! http://pixelmongenerations.com

Our server has pokestops, gyms, pokebuilder, daycare, hats, sashes, events, and more!

Create memories and have your mind blown at play.poke-brawl.com

play.poke-brawl.com

Cake Wave

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

A small factions server (Raid and Grief) we use a plugin called xClans, which is better than Factions! Join now!!

cakewave.csrv.pl

TheMainFrame

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

We are a new server, we have factions atm but will have pvping soon and would love for you guys to join. we look forward to seeing you guys in the future

TheMainFrame.factions.ws

TheTurtleNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5133	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

We are a server dedicated to the players, we have games such as Factions, Skyblock, 1Vs1Pvp And much more.

23.95.30.197

WertyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

A pure vanilla server. Hard difficulty. I have the map set to change between normal, amplified and large biomes. Basic rules only. No stealing, no griefing, no floating trees. – – This server is for advanced players who would like to build without the boredom of mods. There will be no teleporting, handouts, command block nonsense, annoying ads or special gamerule changes. Just brutal simple minecraft.

wertycraft.com

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