MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

MineCraft Server: PoorCraft – Stay Poor, Stay Mining!

access to resources, cognitive abilities, discrimination, economic disadvantage, economic opportunities, education, financial literacy, generational poverty, INEQUALITY, intelligence, low-income, Minecraft, Mining, Poor, PoorCraft, POVERTY, poverty cycle, Server, social class, social determinants of health, social mobility, societal norms, socioeconomic status, stay, Stereotypes, systemic barriers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	3104
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of playing on servers where only the “high IQ” players succeed? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that poor people stay poor because they’re low IQ! Join us and prove that theory wrong by building the most epic structures and dominating the competition with your superior Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who will guide you on your quest for greatness. So come on, join us and show the world that IQ has nothing to do with Minecraft mastery!

RansomCraft Minecraft Server

Access, API, charlie munger, collusion, COURT INTERFACE, DAILY JOURNAL, DATA DUMP, Difficult, FILE DOCUMENTS, hackers, INFORMATION, JOURNAL TECHNOLOGIES, Judges, LARGE COURT SYSTEM, LAWYER CONFLICTS, LOOKUP CASES, Los Angeles, Minecraft, notorious, public access, RansomCraft, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, Server, SUPERIOR COURT

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the court system is so large, it’s practically its own country! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the Los Angeles Superior Court, where collusion with judges and lawyer conflicts run rampant.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ransomware hackers have infiltrated the court system, and if they aren’t paid, they’ll dump all the juicy data for everyone to see.

And get this – Charlie Munger’s company, Daily Journal, and Journal Technologies are behind the interface used to file documents with the Court. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of legal drama, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of block-building fun. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BoomerRetireMC Server

BoomerRetireMC, budgeting, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, filial piety, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, generational responsibility, intergenerational relationships, parent’s retirement, retirement income, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, sandwich generation, saving goals, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Votes:	5167
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!

GrandpasCraft: StepdadHypocrite

adoption, Aisle, appreciation, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, family, Gaslighting, GRANDPA, GrandpasCraft, hurt, Hypocrite, Memories, nitpicky, parents, Siblings, stepdad, StepdadHypocrite, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	482	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten stepchild on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we celebrate all types of family dynamics, even the awkward ones! Just like how you were never truly accepted as a real daughter, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment.

Build your own virtual family with players who understand the struggles of being the “stepchild” and create your own unique story. Just like how you asked your stepdad to adopt you, on our server, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want and create your own family tree.

And if you ever feel like you’re not being appreciated, just remember that on our server, everyone is valued and loved, no matter what title they may have. So come join us and let’s create some crazy memories together! #StepchildStrong #MinecraftFamilyLove

RusSoldierz Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties confirmed, Conflict Resolution, data, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Reporting, russia, Russian soldiers, RusSoldierz, Server, soldiers’ identities, ukraine conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.

DonetskDownUnderCraft

aerial combat, aircraft downing, conflict zone, defense forces, Donetsk oblast, Donetsk Oblast incident, Donetsk region, DonetskDownUnderCraft, eastern europe, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military confrontation, military engagement, russia, Russian Su-25, Su-25 fighter jet, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Video, war footage

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are taking down russian fighter jets left and right in donetsk oblast! witness the chaos and destruction as you build, mine, and survive in this war-torn world. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie chicken boss. who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join us and find out!

TaskManagerception

computer issue, computer maintenance, computer task manager, computer task manager error fix, computer task manager problem, ending task, ending task manager, IT Support, software problem, System error, task manager, task manager error, task manager glitch, task manager glitch fix, task manager issue, task manager troubleshooting, task manager troubleshooting tips, TaskManagerception, tech support, Troubleshooting, wrong feeling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, like, end task manager using task manager? well, guess what, on this server u can do just that! it’s like a crazy glitch that makes no sense but it’s so fun to mess around with.

not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lit dance floor with creepers busting out some sick moves. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet chicken named Gertrude who gives out free hugs? she’s the friendliest chicken you’ll ever meet and she’s always down for a cuddle.

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s full of surprises, glitches, and just plain old wackiness, then join us now! who knows what other crazy things u’ll discover along the way.

SpaceMedsExpireCraft

2023, 36 months, Astronauts, crewed missions, expiration dates, expire, Healthcare, interplanetary travel, ISS list, long duration, mars, medical supplies, Medications, Medicines, Mission, pharmaceuticals, researchers, return to earth, space exploration, Space Travel, SpaceMedsExpireCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	5670	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	153	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride to Mars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is equipped with special Martian medicines that will give you superhuman powers! Imagine flying through the sky like a majestic eagle or shooting fireballs from your fingertips. It’s all possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive missions to Mars where you can explore alien landscapes, battle space monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal life hidden in the red sands of Mars.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you go to Mars, there’s no turning back. But who needs Earth when you have a whole new world to conquer? Let’s go, gamers! Mars awaits!

Omicraft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Spanish-speaking Semi-vanilla Survival Dungeons Bosses Personalized items Discord Multiplayer Community Economy PvP Minigames Mods Plugins Quests Events Roleplay Creative Adventure Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8

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Omicraft is a Spanish-speaking semi-vanilla server.

The server combines a survival experience with dungeons, where you can defeat powerful bosses and get a multitude of personalized items.

(Any questions will be answered as quickly as possible on the official discord)

play.omicraftmc.com

SunriseMC

Active, banner, Community, Custom, Explore, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Features, Fresh, gameplay, Join, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, new, Newmap, Open, planetminecraft, preview, PvE, PvP, Server, Spawn, Staff Team, SunriseMC, warzone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

SunriseMC is a brand new server now OPEN for you to come and join and explore our fresh map! 🙂 Join now to see our custom spawn and warzone, game play features, active staff team and much, much more!

sunrise.mc.gg

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