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WifeAggroCraft

esky, DRIVE, Feed, work, Meals

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

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NoGriefingAllowed

Financial Planning, sudden fortune, long term financial security, responsible money management, avoiding scams

You’ve just won $1 billion! So what’s the first thing you’re gonna do? Obviously, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret hidden treasure in the spawn area that’s worth even more than your billion bucks! Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers trying to steal your newfound riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the richest, most powerful player in all of Minecraft history!

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CraftyTradeWars

White House, economic uncertainty, NAFTA, Markets, Economy

Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Valskaya Realms

monthly contests, Updates, Medieval, multiplayer, Giveaway

Welcome to Valskaya Realms! We are an economy based survival server with a mideval-esq land claiming system called Lands and Nations. Our server is 100% Cross Platform, including PlayStation! Join our Discord today to stay updated on the latest and greatest when it comes to Valskaya. There will be monthly contests starting March where we will be giving away 50$ USD Visa Gift Cards to the wealthiest players 🙂 We hope you enjoy our simple yet satisfying server concept.

ValskayaRealms.me

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Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5, Pandamiums, Mob Heads, Server, Lithium

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experiments enabled
Features	New game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance
Current Snapshot	1.21.5 snapshots
Community	Friendly community with diamond-based trading economy

FAQ

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

2. What experimental features are enabled on the server?

Experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance.

3. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

4. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, custom advancements, and more.

5. What is the IP address for the server?

snapshot.pandamium.eu

6. What is the current version of the server?

25w08a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5)

7. Is there a Discord server for the community?

https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

8. Is there a website for the server?

https://www.pandamium.com/

UnityCraft 1.20.3

Awareness, Diversity, equality, tolerance, discrimination

Yo, bro, do you want to stop being a racist? Well, forget therapy or self-reflection, just join our Minecraft server! Why? Because nothing breaks down racial barriers like building a giant rainbow rollercoaster together with people from all over the world. Plus, our server has a secret potion that makes you see everyone as different colored blocks instead of different races. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only color that matters is the color of your diamond armor!

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CraftyRoomieNoHelp

MONEY, Peacekeeping, BROKE, Fairness, consideration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you don’t have to split the cost of unnecessary decorations!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without any pesky roommates asking you to pay for things you didn’t even want in the first place.

On our server, you can explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and never have to worry about lugging suitcases across town for someone who won’t even spring for an uber.

So come join us and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the most epic base ever!

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InstaNightmare Minecraft SMP

Reporting, user experience, online harassment, InstaNightmare, graphic videos

OMG guys, have you seen the crazy sh*t popping up on our Instagram feeds lately? Like, I swear it’s like someone hacked into the Matrix or something and now we’re all seeing messed up stuff. But hey, if you wanna escape the madness and join our Minecraft SMP, we promise you won’t see any of that weirdness here. Just good ol’ blocky adventures and building shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and get super OP powers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the Instagram drama behind!

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FoodCraftMania

dish, Meal, diet, cuisine, craving

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only food you can eat for the rest of your virtual life is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, here you’ll be living the sweet life 24/7.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cake King, a mythical creature who roams the land handing out slices of cake to all who dare to join. Rumor has it that if you collect enough cake slices, you’ll unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes.

So come on down to our server and indulge in a never-ending sugar rush of epic proportions. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have cake for days? Join now and let the dessert adventure begin!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

sanctions, global affairs, World Trade Organization, russian aggression, Minecraft

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got creepers that dance salsa, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, i swear.

oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.

so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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