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WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

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I Am Unironically Seriously Contemplating Spending My Money On Minecraft SMP

Budget, consideration, contemplating, decision, Decision making, Durable, Hardware, home improvement, improvement project, interior design, Investment, Minecraft, MONEY, profile, Quality, renovation, serious, smp, SPENDING, spending money, thoughtful purchase, Unironically, Upgrade, upgraded hinge

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

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FlippinWifeNoHelp

AITAH, anger, anxiety, childcare, clean, construction zone, Cook, domestic chores, financial bind, financial future, flip house, FlippinWifeNoHelp, Friends, grocery shop, hire help, husband, Laundry, not helping, RAGE, self sufficient, sticking my ground, Support, walking on eggshells, work

🤣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡

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DreamyDisasters Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, career success, celebrity lifestyle, disillusionment, DreamyDisasters, false expectations, Fame, Happiness, harsh truths, idealization, love, material possessions, mental health awareness, Minecraft, misconceptions, perfectionism, reality check, relationships, ROMANTICIZING, smp, social media, travel, wealth

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true chaos of trying to build a house while being constantly bombarded by creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Forget peaceful survival, we like to keep things interesting by setting the spawn point in the middle of a lava pit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to spice things up with a healthy dose of insanity, come join us! Just be prepared to have your expectations shattered and your sanity tested at every turn.

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NoCutePandasAllowed

aggravating, ANNOYING, cute, disagreeable, Disgusting, dislike, displeasing, grating, IRRITATING, irritating behavior, nauseating, NoCutePandasAllowed, Obnoxious, off-putting, pestering, pet peeve, repellent, Repulsive, unappealing, Unattractive, vexing

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

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WifeAggroCraft

I Am Unironically Seriously Contemplating Spending My Money On Minecraft SMP

FlippinWifeNoHelp

DreamyDisasters Minecraft SMP

NoCutePandasAllowed