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I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8356	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

DreamCarCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Emeralds Found:	2052
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5156	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3555
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.