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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6979 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
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