LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

discussion, economic inequality, Economy, finance, financial regulation, fiscal policy, G20, Global cooperation, global tax, Government, International, Meeting, Minecraft, MINISTERS, policy, RichCraft, Rio de Janeiro, Server, summit, super rich, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	66

LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎

we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷

build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰

we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹‍♂️

so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣

JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮

GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages

bring hostages home, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., end the war, foreign policy, free, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, hostage crisis, hostages, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, political pressure, united states, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5658
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us!

Minecraftian Republic

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

In the minecraftian republic you can play normal minecraft, particapate in a evolving economy, run for government offices and play in a organized societal project. We have several plugins to add custom features and even custom plugins to add a unique twist. We host elections every monday and have a open government where any player can run.

political.mcserver.us:25588

WindSMP

Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, free for all, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Place where you can play All in One survival game modes:

– Survival – OneBlock – BoxPvP – SkyBlock – Factions – LifeSteal – Free For All

play.windsmp.eu

Veiled Haven: Where griefing is only allowed if it’s unintentional! Java 1.21, Semi-Vanilla!

16+, age-restriction, Allowed, apply, Armor statues, block by block, Discord, Economy, Events, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, java, Mature, modifications, Player/Mob Heads, Respectful Atmosphere, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping district, simple voice chat, smp, theft, Unintentional, Vanilla Experience, veiled, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server

Overview

Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft. Dedicated to giving players a mostly vanilla experience with simple modifications to enhance gameplay.

Quick Links

Modifications

Events & Economy

Weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes. The community is working on a shopping district with player-run shops for custom items.

Rules

Veiled Haven is a whitelisted SMP with an age restriction of 16+. Exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, and any other rule infractions are strictly prohibited.

To Apply

Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply.

We look forward to seeing you in your new Haven soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Veiled Haven?	Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft, offering a mostly vanilla experience with enhancements.
How do I apply to join?	Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply for membership.
What modifications are included?	Modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat have been added.
Are there events and prizes?	Yes, weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes for participants.
What are the server rules?	Rules include an age restriction of 16+, no exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, or player abuse.

Minecraft server: /m2g/ – Minecraft 2 General

bug tracker, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, general, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, m2g, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5120
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond sword of gaming!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us!

We’ve got more lore than a library in the End dimension and more updates than a redstone contraption. Plus, our bug tracker is so efficient that even Herobrine can’t mess with our gameplay.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got stats that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And our news and streams are so entertaining that even the villagers stop trading just to watch.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether!

/poeg/ – Minecraft SMP Path of Exile Edition

Autoxertion edition, Closed Beta Soon, Compiled Links, Edition, Exile, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile closed beta, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile forum, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile tools, Path of Exile utilities, POE 2, poeg, prior thread, Settlers of Kalguur, Settlers of Kalguur website, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8398
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane world of Settlers of Kalguur, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

In this server, you can expect to encounter wild mobs that have been mutated by a mysterious force known only as Autoxertion. These mobs are not your average creepers and zombies – they have special abilities and will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and utilities at your disposal to fend them off.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where PoE 2 is in closed beta. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and gain access to the highly anticipated game before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a crazy adventure filled with danger, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of laughter. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after playing on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BabyCraftHospSisDrama

BabyCraftHospSisDrama, c-section, communication breakdown, difficult times, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family relationships, high risk pregnancy, lack of empathy, medical crisis, NICU, personal struggles, pregnancy hormones, premature baby, selfish behavior, sibling dynamics, sister support, support system, Tension

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your virtual sister goes on a trip and leaves you hanging with a premature virtual baby in the NICU. Will you hang up on her during a call or try to mend the virtual family drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, passive-aggressive text messages, and unresolved tension that will keep you on the edge of your virtual seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience virtual family drama like never before?

Join our server now and get ready to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to log off!

CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP

admired personalities, beloved celebrities, beloved icons, beloved stars, CelebLuvr, celebrity crushes, celebrity idols, famous idols, famous people, favorite celebrities, global icons, iconic figures, Minecraft, most loved celebrity, popular figures, public figures, smp, universally admired, universally adored, universally cherished, universally loved

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	105

Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Creep-Free Flirting Craft

approachability, Body language, Boundaries, Charm, Communication, Confidence, consent, conversation starters, Craft, CreepFree, DATING, emotional intelligence, Etiquette, FLIRTING, nonverbal cues, personal space, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Skills, Subtlety

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1208	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Star Shards Collected:	164	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of trying to flirt in real life and just coming off as a total creep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your flirting skills without any judgment! Our pixelated world is the perfect place to woo that special someone with virtual flowers and diamond pickaxes. Who needs pickup lines when you can just build a romantic castle together? Join now and never worry about being creepy again!

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