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“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8646
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7884	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ores Mined:	7668
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀