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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8182 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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