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SonicCraft – Gotta Mine Fast! Join ‘/sthg/’ for Chaos Emeralds & Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence! Join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General for a wild ride through all things Sonic! We’ve got more hype than a chili dog at a speedster convention!

2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?

We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.

Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7359	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4887	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	4884
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9990	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3143
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	4467
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Votes:	4777	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).