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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3203 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 295 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 147 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
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