5 Days MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Stink On Me Server 1.21

stale scent, hygiene, underwear, foul smell, body odor

Join our Minecraft server and experience the stinkiest, most putrid fun you’ll ever have in your life!

We’ve got players who haven’t showered in weeks, just like you!

Get ready to embrace the natural musk of our community and let it linger in your nostrils as you build, mine, and survive together.

Don’t worry about changing your underwear, because on this server, we embrace the stink!

So come on in and let the aroma of unwashed bodies and dirty socks transport you to a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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5 Days Minecraft SMP

travel tips, SMPpblockquote, Travel Planning, travel duration considerations, vacation time

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

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Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, Bash, blade, Release, countdown

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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The Fable Minecraft Server

Manga, adaptation, japanese, Minecraft, popular series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always trying to steal our secret recipe for the best enchanted golden apples in the game.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon named Steve. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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/tekgen/ Minecraft SMP Tekken General

Resurrection Edition, Character Overviews, online play, tekgen, Tekken 5 dr

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by Glicko2 rating, so you can show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true pro. 2. We have our own unique terminology that will make you feel like a true Minecraft master. Learn the jargon and impress your friends with your knowledge. 3. Need character overviews for Tekken 8? We got you covered! Dive into the world of Tekken and unleash your inner fighter. 4. Important combos and moves for each character? Check! Become a master of combat and strike fear into your enemies. 5. Our fundamentals guide will turn you into a Minecraft legend in no time. Learn the basics and conquer the world one block at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper that challenges you to a dance-off. Only on our server, anything is possible!

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MirrorGone Minecraft Server

property boundaries, Minecraft, front garden, property maintenance, boundary disputes

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your neighbors cutting down your hedge? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual hedge that no one can touch!

Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about pesky neighbors demanding you trim your hedges. Plus, we have a strict no-mirror policy to avoid any potential liability issues in case of accidents.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Build, explore, and have a laugh with our friendly community. Who needs a mirror in their front garden when you can have a diamond sword in your virtual world? Join now for a hedge-trimming free experience like no other!

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SisILPartyNoGo

disagreement, family, tight schedule, unreasonable, Surprise party

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with family drama like no other! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and conquer without any unwanted surprise parties.

Our server offers a safe haven for those who need a break from the drama of hosting events in a messy house full of renovations. No need to worry about your in-laws pressuring you to throw a party – here, you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interference.

So why join our server? Because we promise a drama-free zone where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to family members judging your hosting abilities and hello to a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of setting boundaries.

Don’t let the pressure get to you – join our server and game on, away from the chaos of surprise party planning and family expectations. Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own domain, without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

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NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP

Body language, FLIRTING, Signals, indifference, NotInterestedGrls

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

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TinyGrinCraft

everyday delights, Smile, cheerful, simple pleasures, simple joys

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you smile bigger than a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Our server is like a rainbow sheep in a field of regular sheep – unique and guaranteed to make you laugh.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves after being fed steak, and our moderators are as helpful as a golden apple in a time of need.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party for villagers, a maze made entirely of cake, and a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether and back? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start smiling like a baby zombie with a diamond sword!

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MissileCraftJetz

european defense, MissileCraftJetz, German government, defense capabilities, SPIEGEL

so like, u know how germany is all about being super safe and stuff, well now they are taking it to a whole new level by installing missile defence systems on their new government jets. like, imagine flying around in a jet and feeling all protected from missiles and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in the sky, but without the cape. so if u wanna feel like a boss and fly around in style, then u gotta join this server. we may not have missile defence systems, but we do have some pretty cool mods and stuff. plus, u never know when u might need to escape from a virtual missile attack, right? so come join us and let’s fly high together!

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