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TipsyGF Minecraft Server

10 hour shift, 2am, 5 am, advice appreciated, Boyfriend, club, clubbing, concerned girlfriend, drunk girlfriend, girlfriend’s friend, intoxicated, long shift, Minecraft, night out, Safety, Server, Stumbling, TipsyGF, Videos, voice notes, Walking, weirdos, Worried

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	765366
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	796
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5379
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value safety and responsibility, unlike some people’s girlfriends on a night out! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about stumbling around drunk at 2am with weirdos lurking about.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and enjoy a peaceful gaming experience. No need to deal with intoxicated girlfriends and their annoyed friends here!

So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where you can build, explore, and relax without any worries. Who needs real-life when you have our crazy virtual world to escape to?

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	474	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	114

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3646	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

alopecia treatment, Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia, Clinic, Crafty, Dermatological Research, Fibrotic Transcription, hair, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair growth, hair health, hair loss, Hair Regeneration, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Low-Dose Metformin, madness, Medical Treatment, metformin, Metformin Treatment, Profibrotic Signature, Scalp Condition, Skin Fibrosis, Targeted therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	7391	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

nightmaremc.net

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	713693	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

144.217.199.3:25602

Mooming Minecraft Server

confusion, deciphering, Decoding, definition, Enigmatic, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Minecraft, Mooming, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Slang, Uncertain, Unclear, Understanding, Words

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

abema.tv, Beginners, booru, Game, general, learn, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, neocities, ONLINE, Play, riichi, sheet, smp, Spreadsheet, Tournament, tutorial, watch, yo-star

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7464
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

CANCELLED, GrannyCraft, moms, Support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

early learning, emotional intelligence, introspection, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life preparation, life readiness, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, PreMatureWisdom, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!