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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1614 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!