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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9648 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.