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GossipBlockerCraft

activities of daily living, at-home caregiving, Boundaries, Caregiver, caregiver responsibilities, CNA, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, Feeding, GossipBlockerCraft, handover, hygiene, lazy coworkers, light housekeeping, Mobility, overnight shift, Professionalism, toileting, work etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	5485	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.

Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!

GirlBossCraft SMP

career options for women, female dominated industry, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female professionals, female-dominated fields, gender bias in the workplace, gender disparity, gender equality, gender stereotypes in the workplace, GirlBossCraft, non-traditional careers for women, professional opportunities for women, smp, women in business, women in healthcare, women in leadership, women in stem, women in technology, women in the workforce, women’s career choices, women’s roles in society

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Potions Brewed:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers run by sweaty try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is ruled by a fierce group of warrior queens who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the only way to gain entry is to defeat the reigning queen in a dance-off competition. That’s right, we settle disputes with sick dance moves here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NoSleepCraft

FATIGUE, insomnia, NoSleepCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation effects, sleep deprivation remedies, sleep deprivation solutions, sleep deprivation symptoms, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep management, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, sleep tips

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	4631
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Farms Harvested:	448
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!

KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

aid, Average, Beverage, branding, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Cult, cult leader, drink mix, flavor, Flavor Aid, good name, History, Jim Jones, Jonestown, Kool-Aid, KoolCraft, Manipulation, mass suicide, reputation, society, Tragedy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	350
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

apply, apply today, armor, Calendar, CREEPERS, Discord, Economic, end dimension, Features, join us, PhoenixSMP, Player jobs, Player Warps, Portal Shapes, proximity chat, rules, Seasons, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, teleports, useful links, weapons, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mines Excavated:	1152
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Character, Fandom, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite character, favorite creature, favorite female character, favorite female character in anime, favorite female lead, favorite female protagonist, favorite fictional character, favorite monster, favorite protagonist, favorite series, favorite show, favorite video game, Minecraft, Paradise, Pokegirl, pokemon, Server, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

Accept, accord, acquiesce, agree, approve, assent, coincide, concede, concordance, concur, concurrence, consensus, consent, CraftyCreeper, Harmonize, Harmony, Minecraft, opinion, smp, Unity, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	New Chunks Explored:	483156
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

altar, best man, birthday celebration, birthday celebration opportunity, birthday plans, birthday trip, birthday trip planning, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family obligations., financial limitations, italy, Italy trip, Pick, Prioritizing, relationship advice, special occasion, travel experience, travel opportunity, Wedding, work/school schedule

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

ABSTINENCE, fertility, male experience, male health, male perspective, male perspective on periods, male reproductive cycle, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, menstruation, menstruation cycle, period talk, PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP, pregnancy scare, Relief, reproductive health, reproductive organs, reproductive system, sex education, sexual activity, sexual health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7493	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

SunsetRidersRetire

AMBITION, billionaires, Entrepreneurship, Financial Stability, fulfillment, goals, growth, innovation, Investment, Legacy, Lifestyle, luxury, MONEY, motivation, Retirement, satisfaction, SPENDING, success, SunsetRidersRetire, wealth, work ethic

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	377
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!