4Chan Predicted Joker 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CrustCraft: ZirconZest
Ancient Zircons, Continental Crust, Continental Formation, Crustal Evolution, CrustCraft, Early Earth, Earth science, Earth’s First Continents, earth’s history, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, Magmatic Activity, mineralogy, Oxidizing, Petrology, plate tectonics, Tectonic Processes, Thickened Crust, Wet Magmatic Signatures, Zircon Analysis, ZirconZest
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WILD STORIES? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WE GOT OXIDIZING AND WET MAGMATIC SIGNATURES GALORE!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN! BUILD YOUR OWN CONTINENT MADE OF THICKENED CRUST! FIGHT OFF MAGMATIC MONSTERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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PolyCraft, where mining gets crafty and greylisitng is a real art form! Welcome to the fun!

application, art, Chat, chest previews, Crafty, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, form, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, greylisitng, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, Mining, More Food data pack, Polycraft, qraftys, real, server ip, shulker previews, smp, structure packs, Treefeller, Waystone

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, and more
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You must fill out an application form and get greylisted before joining. The application link is provided above.

2. What are the server features?

The server offers various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, and more. These features are activated on the map with no expiration dates.

3. How can I contact the server staff?

You can chat with the server staff via Discord. The Discord link is provided above.

UkraineCraft – The Happening Server
air defense, ammunition depot, ballistic missile, Belgorod region, border regions, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, drone attack, equipment explorer, Fire, Happening, Indian PM Modi, intel, Kramatorsk, Maps, Missiles, oil base, Omsk refinery, Poland, Polish airspace, prisoners swap, Rostov Oblast, russia, Server, Shahed drones, Su-25 aircraft, Telegram, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, us military aid, visually confirmed losses, zelenskyy
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the Rostov oblast oil base? Join our server where the only thing on fire is our passion for gaming! We’ve got more action than a Ukrainian drone attack, and more surprises than a missile chimpout in Ukraine.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to break through borders in Belgorod region (in-game, of course). Our air defense is so strong, we’ve shot down more missiles than you can count! And don’t worry about any unexpected objects flying into our airspace, our moderators are always on high alert.
But the real highlight of our server? The President of Poland, Andrzej Duda, is a regular visitor! If that doesn’t convince you to join, maybe the smooooking accidents at our ammunition depot will. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server today!

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CraftyCreeperMinecraftSMP-420
20, 83965404, comma separated, CraftyCreeperMinecraftSMP420, Generate, gt, list, long tail tags, Numbers, previous, tags
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes!
Need a break from mining and building? How about joining our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize (because who wouldn’t want that, amirite?).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary “Creeper King” who supposedly holds the key to unlocking unlimited TNT (use at your own risk).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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FosterCraft Minecraft Server
adoption, Apology, blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, emotional trauma, emotional well being, family dynamics, forgiveness, foster care, foster parent, FosterCraft, guardianship, healing, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Server, support system, terminal illness, Therapy
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a crazy family drama, just like Jared’s life story!
Witness the epic saga of Jared, the 11-year-old Minecraft pro who was adopted by his stepdad after a series of unfortunate events. From foster care to guardianship battles, Jared’s life is more dramatic than any reality TV show.
But wait, there’s more! Jared’s former foster dad is on his deathbed and wants to make amends. Will Jared forgive him? Will there be a tearful reunion? Join our server to find out!
And if that’s not enough, we also have intense therapy sessions, sibling rivalries, and ex-wife drama. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama?

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BabyBlockz
baby girl, baby name controversy, baby name dispute, baby name etiquette, baby name inspiration, baby name meanings, baby name origins, baby name pronunciation, baby name similarities, baby name trends, baby name uniqueness, baby names, baby naming, BabyBlockz, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, naming traditions, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law
Are you tired of family drama over baby names? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their made-up name origins or hold grudges for months on end. Plus, our virtual babies don’t care what you name them as long as you keep them fed and safe from creepers.
Come join us for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Who needs real-life family feuds when you can have fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who won’t judge your baby name choices? So come on, join our server and leave the baby name drama behind!

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MineFit: Craft Your Gainz
body confidence, Craft, discipline, endorphins, energy boost, exercise benefits., fitness goals, Gainz, goal-setting, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Mental Wellness, MineFit, motivation, muscle tone, physical strength, reason to work out, self improvement, self-care, stress relief, weight loss, workout routine
Are you tired of being a Minecraft weakling, getting beaten up by creepers and skeletons left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gym for your blocky avatar! Join us and get ripped like Steve after a month of mining diamonds with your bare hands!
We’ve got protein shake dispensers in every biome, so you can bulk up while exploring the world. And don’t even get us started on our custom workout routines – ever tried doing squats while fighting off a horde of zombies? It’s the ultimate glute workout!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beefcake Bob, a mysterious NPC who only appears once a month to challenge players to arm-wrestling contests. Beat him and you’ll earn the title of Beefcake Champion, along with a special diamond dumbbell to show off to your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get swole in the most ridiculous way possible!

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WestBankRaidz Minecraft Server
airstrikes, Conflict, escalation, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, Raids, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, united nations, violence, West Bank, WestBankRaidz
ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well, buckle up buttercup because this server is gonna blow your mind! we got more raids than israel in the west bank, like seriously, we’re talking the biggest raids in at least 20 years! why join? well, where else can you build a castle while dodging missiles and tanks? plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family…a dysfunctional, explosive family, but still a family. so come on, join us and experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

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BrickCraft: Oil-Free & Eco-Friendly
BrickCraft, climate change mitigation, corporate responsibility, eco-friendly toys, EcoFriendly, environmental conservation, environmental impact, green manufacturing, green technology, lego, oil replacement, OilFree, plastic alternatives, plastic pollution, plastic-free toys, renewable materials, renewable plastic, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable innovation, sustainable materials, sustainable practices, toy industry
u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the blocks are made of pricier renewable plastic instead of oil? well, this server is the place for u! imagine building ur house out of eco-friendly plastic blocks that are better for the environment and also look super cool. plus, the mobs are all made of recycled materials and drop loot that helps u craft even more sustainable items. join now and be part of the greenest minecraft server ever!

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New Server IP

Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LOSE, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Unsafe, Whitelist

Server Overview

Server IP	mc.safesurvival.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa

Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.

We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net
Are there any special commands available on the server?	Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa
Can I talk to other players about the server?	Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server