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Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	4626
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. Yes, you heard that right – dance battles! Our server is known for its wacky events and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might just end up dancing with a creeper).

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banners – Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Vortex Vanquisher (Polearm) are just waiting for you to wield them in battle.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes with Primogems, and a community like no other await you. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP

All In, Blockchain, Bullish, CONGRATS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, financial market, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, rlusd, schizos, smp, stablecoin, ticker, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.

So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	696167
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr6.TexRich.ru

Nice in Person Minecraft Server

affable, agreeable, amiable, approachable, Charm, cordial, first impression, Friendly, genial, hospitable, Interaction, likable, Meeting, Minecraft, Nice, person, Personality, pleasant, Server, Social, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs

Newbie Minecraft Server

binge watching, can’t stop watching, Entertainment, episode 6, Good, Hooked, just started watching, Minecraft, new favorite, newbie, Server, Show, TV series

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their TNT for party hats and are ready to boogie down with you.

2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!

4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Green Light Anime Director Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime adaptation, capcom, Characters, Director, Fighting, games, green light, Green.., Light, Mangas, Martial Arts, Minecraft, new, Original Story, smp, Stories, street fighter, Studio, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the chosen ones can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, so good luck getting past him!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a quest system where you can embark on crazy adventures like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or rescuing villagers from zombie attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in the PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race. The winner gets to ride the dragon around the server for a whole week, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships forged in the fires of battle are even stronger.

Kathleen’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Kathleens, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	915	Votes:	5649
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Kathleen Kong’s quest for white cock in her yellow pussy! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and mutant pigs, all while navigating through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the richest player in all the land?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can explode in the most stylish way possible. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Kathleen Kong and her quest for white cock – you never know where she might pop up next!