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DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3417
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	98	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3612	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	1449	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9178
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	573

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mines Excavated:	3939
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Votes:	8783	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8346	Star Shards Collected:	262
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!