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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9567 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
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