4B Movement Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	1080
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5819	Potions Brewed:	74
Emeralds Found:	9405	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Votes:	5904
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ores Mined:	3870	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	6508
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).