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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2309 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9252 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!