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Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyGamerz

Account.., Action-Adventure, CraftyGamerz, crime, Digital, Download, Gaming, Gaming Community, gta 4, illegal, online play, open world, Piracy, rockstar, rockstar games, software, theft, video games, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like GTA 4 on steroids!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Want to pirate GTA 4 but don’t want to deal with the hassle of a Rockstar account? We got you covered! Our server is so wild, you can pirate games within games.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Duelers – Minecraft Madness

/dlsg/, Clown, Crafty, Datamines Drive, Decklists, duel links, Duel Links Speed General, Duelers, Events, Legendary Duelists, madness, Minecraft, Mini box, mobile game, New Player FAQ, Official Duel Links Page, pc game, Probability Calculator, Queen of Yugioh edition, Skills, Speed duel format, World championship qualis, Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, yugioh anime

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	127
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a duel between the Queen of Yugioh and a clown who put Duel Links to sleep! Join us for epic Speed Duels and Flush Duels that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so wild that even the new player FAQ is like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate duel. And don’t even get us started on the datamines drive – it’s like diving into a pool of legendary duelists and decklists.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events that will make you feel like you’re in the world championship qualis, and resources that will have you shouting “Yugioh!” like a true duelist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I activate my trap card!” in no time.

Grif! Come in, we’re waiting! Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, grif, Lazy, Minecraft, No Dupe, OWNER, Pirate, PvP, Server, Survival, Waiting, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

The owner of the server “Grif come in, we’re waiting” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

GrandHarsh.exaroton.me:46415

BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Votes:	5760	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

Adrenaline, arousal, athletes, blocky, boners, Competition, dopamine, endorphins, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Game, health benefits, hormones, horny, libido, Performance, physical activity, sex drive, sports, Stamina, TESTOSTERONE, Training

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

{Moderation team}, Allowed, bedrock, circle, Community, discord server, faction war, Factions, java, knitting, retired, Semi Vanilla, smp, Territories, Updates

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

#dating sims, #Harem Hellfighters, #Level Editor Mod, Achievements, archives, BlockyBabes, booru, Comic, CUDDLE, Demon, fanfic, gameplay, Guide, helltaker, HTG, Lucy, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Stream, Tips, Vanripper, waifu

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

65771821, Adventures, blocky, BOOTY, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, Minecraft, Naughty, previous, Roleplay, Server, Thread, up and down

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

adult content, CraftyQueers, erotic content, gay porn, hidden desires, Masturbation, personal pleasure, Self Discovery, self pleasure, sexual arousal, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation, taboo desires

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

15 seconds, andrade, blocky, Blunders, chavo, Entertainment, funny, Galore, humor, internet, ITT, lol, Manager, meme, memorable, MOMENTS, oh yeah that happened moments, pop culture, reaction, social media, sports, trending, unexpected, viral, wrestling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!