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CO2 Climatic Craze

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	98
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4844

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	4764
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Dragon Eggs Found:	1397	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6971	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!