47hp MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPeeve Minecraft Server

mistreatment, Backlash, wwe, Mistreated, wrestling

Are you tired of being treated like a jobber on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like the main event superstar you truly are! We don’t have any Triple Hs running the show here, just pure fun and excitement!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a diamond sword while riding a pig wearing a top hat. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and declaring yourself the ruler of the land? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of other servers. Here, you’ll be treated like the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Join now and let the craziness begin!

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SeatbeltCraft Minecraft Server

uncomfortable situation, Minecraft, SeatbeltCraft, Communication, compassion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where safety comes first! Join us for a wild ride as we buckle up for adventure and make sure everyone is securely fastened in their virtual seats.

Embarrassed about your weight? No worries, we’ve got seatbelts that can handle even the heaviest of players. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure everyone stays safe while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for a night of fun and laughter as we navigate through awkward situations like trying to buckle up a 400 lb friend in a tiny car. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us today and experience the thrill of making sure everyone is safely buckled in for a ride they’ll never forget. Remember, safety first, laughs second!

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NoDadNoDaughterHome

boundary setting, hospital visit, toxic behavior, family dynamics, Resentment

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members like A, who only come around when they want something. Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone trying to guilt you into giving away your precious cats.

Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not to share your enchanted golden apples with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a daughter-in-law who can’t decide if she wants you in her life or not.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be laboring over is building the perfect redstone contraption, not dealing with family members who only show up when they need something. See you in the game!

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ViralCraft: Infecting Your Blocks

Technology, cybersecurity, virus design, INFECTING, malicious software

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a computer virus on steroids! Join us and unleash your inner hacker as you navigate through our virtual world filled with secret codes, hidden treasures, and explosive surprises.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create your own virtual virus and infect other players’ computers (just kidding…or are we?). Name your virus something epic like “The Glitterbomb” or “The Fartinator” and watch chaos ensue as unsuspecting players fall victim to your digital wrath.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Virus Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like “Hackathon” and “Code Breaker” to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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CzechCraft Minecraft Server

Support, international relations, european union, SECURITY, ammunition

come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver ammunition to ukraine faster than a speeding bullet!! our czech minister is on a mission to make sure every player has enough firepower to take on any creeper or skeleton that comes their way. with our insane delivery speed, you’ll never run out of arrows or TNT again! join now and be part of the most explosive server in the minecraft universe!

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YakutiaCraft – FSB Helicopter Down

crash, russia, FSB officers, Tragedy, YakutiaCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have helicopters crashing left and right, just like in russia’s yakutia! the FSB officers are always causing chaos and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even pilot your own helicopter (crashing optional)!

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CraftyRacistDates

social experiment, exclusive, love, racist, Diversity

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server called mixerdates? it’s like dating for racist people, but not the bad kind. we got pigs dat can talk, chickens dat can fly, and creepers dat tell da best jokes. u wanna build a house made of diamonds? we gotchu covered. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back. come join da funniest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels

mood improvement, glucose levels, Decision making, acquiring energy, weight loss

join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!

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OreSmash

Gens, Cross-Play, Prison, Survival, LifeSteal

OreSmash is one of the most interesting Minecraft servers out there! It’s a fun Tycoon server focused on providing high-quality content. Supported versions include 1.19.4 and up. Want a server with Gens, Factory, and Tycoons? Then you want OreSmash! Be sure to join and try it out today!

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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Kamalas, women in leadership, Gender Roles, female leadership, Bukhari

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees success? Well, look no further because our server follows the wise words of the Prophet (ﷺ)! Join us and never have a woman ruler in your virtual world, because apparently that’s the key to success according to our server rules! Who knew Minecraft could be so prophetic? Join now and start your journey to virtual victory!

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