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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1972	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	1578	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	117
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ores Mined:	646	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crops Grown:	5767
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	6154

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Votes:	7341
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?