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Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3319
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

Anarchy, anything goes, Chaos, Community, Droptanks, Experience, FEARLESS, Minecraft, No Rules, Players, PvE, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8048	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9668	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ores Mined:	9271	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

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