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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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