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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4286 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Haha, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than the death rates in the West is our level of fun! For three years straight, we’ve been slaying zombies, building epic castles, and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Forget COVID-19, the only pandemic you need to worry about here is the epidemic of laughter and good times. With 47 countries represented, you never know who you’ll meet or what crazy adventures you’ll go on.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft world? Let’s do this!
