45. Cleavage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	844
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crops Grown:	7477	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1746	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2965
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1990
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	3167
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3787	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3684	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ores Mined:	9862	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!