CraftyThreads LOLz

45, Anon, bann!ng, CraftyThreads, Further, lolz, long trail, Motivates, tags, Thread

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA

BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA, Birthday Party, child’s birthday, children’s party, classmate, daughter’s birthday, exclusion, friendship, Invitation, mother-daughter relationship, parent communication, parental conflict, party guest list, party hostess, party invitations, party planning, party venue, school relationships, social drama, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy parents will be cursing you out in front of the children! Join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds (and let’s be real, that’s just part of the game).

Our server is perfect for kids and adults alike, with no crazy mums causing chaos. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, we have a strict no-plaster-cursing policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected outbursts.

Don’t let the fear of crazy parents ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and let the only drama be whether you’ll survive the night against those pesky creepers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Billionaire’s Revenge Minecraft Server

billionaire, billionaires, control, defamation, financial ruin, Harassment, influence, intimidation, legal battles, Life, long-term consequences, Manipulation, Minecraft, power, psychological warfare, Revenge, ruin, sabotage, Server, social isolation, targeted attacks, Vengeance, wealth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Ever wondered what it would be like if a billionaire decided to use their wealth for pure evil in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join now to experience the chaos and mayhem as a billionaire wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a billionaire swoops in and buys up all the land around you, leaving you with nothing but a tiny plot of dirt. But that’s not all – they also hire an army of creepers to constantly attack you, making it impossible to even step outside without getting blown up.

But wait, there’s more! The billionaire also has a team of elite hackers who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and destroy all your hard work. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, they unleash their secret weapon – a giant killer rabbit named Fluffy who will stop at nothing to hunt you down and take you out.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you with outrageous twists and turns, then look no further. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where billionaires rule and anything is possible.

Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!

adamant, Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, debate, DEFEND, Die, firm, Havoc, HILL, Hilltop, impassioned, opinion, Principle, Random, randomness, REIGNS, Resolute, Stance, Stand, STRONG, Stubborn, unwavering

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you ready to embark on a journey to the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like no other!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have a sense of humor here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Random Hill of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve fought to the death on a flying chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky

common interest, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky, Defeat, Democracy, Diplomacy, european union, German lawmakers, global affairs, international relations, leadership, nato, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, solidarity, Speech, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8568
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

so like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like talking to german lawmakers about how we all gotta come together to defeat putin in the game. like, bruh, how crazy is that? join our server and help zelensky take down putin in the most epic minecraft battle ever. plus, we got unlimited diamonds and a secret underground base filled with cake. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be a part of history in the making!

AwkwardAfterlifeLove

Afterlife, awkward, AwkwardAfterlifeLove, celestial reunion, divine partnership, divine union, eternal bliss, eternal bond, eternal companionship, Eternal Love, Eternity, everlasting marriage, Heaven, heavenly encounter, Marriage, Meeting, relationships, reunion, soulmates, spiritual connection, Spouse

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3504	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4376	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so like, imagine u die and go to heaven, right? and then u see ur ex standing there like, oh hey, fancy meeting u here! awkward much? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, u can escape all that awkwardness and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies and whatnot. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. so come join us and leave all that afterlife drama behind!

ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

air monitoring, air quality, carcinogen, chemical exposure, concentrations, Edition, environmental health, environmental monitoring, Equipment, estimated, hazardous, health risks, high-tech, industrial emissions, industrialized, Louisiana, mobile labs, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, southeast Louisiana, ToxicTechCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Welcome to The Land of Ooo: Where awkwardly-shaped pixels come to play!

#exciting, Adventure, awkwardlyshaped, collaboration, Community, Discord, end city, end wipes, Engaging, Fun, grand opening, grief-free, Journey, Land, Link, Minecraft, Ooo, pixels, Play, Protection, Server, smp, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9389
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

The Land of Ooo SMP Server

Overview

Opening Date	June 13th
Server Type	Community-focused SMP
Special Features

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Land of Ooo SMP?	The Land of Ooo SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server launching on June 13th with the 1.21 update.
What makes this server special?	The server emphasizes simplicity, community, and regular events to cater to all players. Players can customize their gameplay and enjoy a grief-free environment with land claiming.
How often are End wipes conducted?	End wipes are conducted every 2-3 weeks to ensure players don’t have to travel far to discover new content.
How can I join The Land of Ooo SMP?	You can join the server by connecting on the opening date and joining the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Tokyo Melanin Minecraft Server

African American, city life, Cultural experience, Diversity, ethnicity, Exploration, Foreign, global society, Identity, International, Japan, Melanin, Minecraft, Minority, multicultural, perspective, Race, Server, SightSeeing, TOKYO, travel, Unique, Urban

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of wandering the streets of Tokyo as an African American, feeling like a fish out of water? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anything you want – even a purple unicorn riding a flying pig! Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild – because who wouldn’t want to be a ninja turtle battling evil robots in a pixelated world? Let’s make Tokyo look boring in comparison!

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Episode playlist, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, youtube channel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own small assassin business! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel that will send guests straight to Heaven.

But wait, there’s more! Team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. Will you be the next demon to join their crazy crew?

Download our pilot episodes for a taste of the madness, or dive into our playlist for even more chaotic adventures. And don’t forget to check out our creator’s YouTube channel for behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

Join our Discord for even more devilish fun, or browse our booru for some spicy fan art. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our collection of fics? The possibilities are endless in our hellish Minecraft world!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself checking out into Heaven sooner than you think!

CarShowDadDrama

Car show, CarShowDadDrama, Communication Issues, divorced parents, event attendance, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bonding, Father’s Day, financial responsibility, generational differences, parental expectations, personal boundaries, stepfamily, work commitments, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Father’s Day car show drama behind. No more guilt trips from your bio father or step family – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Build a car show of your own, or better yet, build a whole city dedicated to celebrating your independence from family obligations.

Plus, on our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries. Want to ban all family members from entering your virtual realm? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself flipping off your dad’s car show? The possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your grandfather about attending a car show.

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