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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8447 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
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So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!